"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific."

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(Source: brainyquote.com)

Boss: You are getting cranky.
Maid: I know. I've noticed.

From here on out I’m going to herald my own arrival with song. “It’s meee! It’s Froggyyy! I’m heeeere!” (Imagine it sung in opera style—naturally.)

Arwen can do it; why can’t I? Listen to the audio drama of The Lord of the Rings if you don’t believe me. ;)

"It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one’s hat keeps blowing off."

-Woody Allen

Bunny: I was thinking of going to high school.
Froggy: Don't do it. It's not fun.
Rabbit: What?
Froggy: I was homeschooled. Homeschool is much more better.
Lizard: Way to represent.